Jamming

Fought off incredible FDR traffic in the frechettevan and made it to TRC in a surprisingly short time. Everybody's been on a bit of a layoff: Eric from the job search, Guillaume from work abroad, me from just plain work here, etc. Nonetheless, we roped up and did some climbing. Eric and Chloe hit up some 9s and 10s on toprope to get into the groove, and I saw Chloe repeatedly working the flying squirrel 11 (yellow) with the dyno finish - the crux is actually pretty down low, right past the first bolt.
Brian, G, and I hit up in order: 9- (blue, up the arch and traversing on the roof to exit on the other side), 11 (yellow, the aforementioned squirrel jump), 10c (orange, tricky pumping climbing through two roofs), and 12 (yellow/white). Brian tried his hand at a couple of his pet project 11s (orange, purple), which he is looking quite efficient on. Finally managed to latch the dyno on the 11, now just need to link it up. G had a great return session, working through the 11 and 10c, which I found a strenuous lead. The 12 just had me beat.
Haven't scrounged up a map of the gym yet, but we decided - between all the nutspeak - that naming the walls, while kinda makes me feel like a tool, would make writing about them easier. Nothing beats sitting at a computer writing about climbing indoors, right?
Anyways, some suggestions to start, feel free to suggest or comment:
* Death Slabs - the only slabby wall in the gym, back right corner
* The Gallery - right across from the front desk
* The Gunks - the wall on the right with the tiered roofs (where the orange 10c is)
* The Mad Russian column - to the left side of the arch when standing at the door to the locker rooms, where the dyno 11 is currently
Some of these are named for obvious climbing locales, toungue firmly planted in cheek. Ask G about the mad russians...

7 comments:
Great night. Some good falls by Kenway, Brian, and myself at the Gallery. I have to say these were some of the scariest ones I have taken at TRC.
The arch could be called Es Pontas (go to the bottom of this http://www.banff.co.za/)
I like the Death Slab, but I wish we had some good hard routes on it.
lol, diggin the names.
Good climbing last night. My fingers are really sore today.
Ah... Es Pontas, the giant arch in Mallorca that Sharma pitches off of repeatedly in King Lines.
Good call.
I'm feeling we need Joana's input, or maybe J+B's input together, defintely not dirty/scatalogical enough yet. That said, here are some actual route names for inspiration:
Turn Your Head and Cough
Way Homo Sperm Burpers from Fresno
Strapadictomy
Mr. Hugh G. Rection
Meathook Sodomy
Pabst Smear
Knob Job
The Man with the Hueco in His Tights
Jizzneyland
Wham, Bam, Thank-You Jam
Fuzzy Undercling
There's Nothing Like Whiskey to Make Maidens Frisky
rofl
Where did you find these!
I am sure J+B can do better though...
I'm not sure whether the climbing or the thought of the J+B version of that list is leaving me feeling more weak...
Here. Pages and pages of innuendo, flashses of brilliance, and awe-inspiring stupidity...
Oh, and I found our next alpine destination. At least for me and Brian...
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